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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Living for End Times guest spot

Hey, everybody. We did our first guest blog post recently, you can check it here at the Survival Spot blog. A taste:
The evolution of life on Earth is an epic story of survival, of human compassion and ingenuity triumphing in the face of death. The story bears repeating now more than ever. We may not be going extinct anytime soon, but our advanced civilization is racing to catch up with the myriad threats we have revealed and created. Unfortunately, this time it looks like both Mother Nature and Human Nature are outpacing our best efforts.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The end of the world is back on

Hey apocalypse afficonados, we're back after a few months on hiatus. Where the hell were we, you ask? We had to shut ourselves in the media laboratory to develop new methods of end times entertainment!

We've been picking up our efforts in the video world, and are finishing the edits on our first two end times-themed video shorts. Our first effort, Quakestorm, features interviews with off-the-beaten-path scientists, geologists, survivalists and government figures on the inevitability of a Yellowstone Supervolcano eruption. We meant to get it up right after the quake storm happened back at the beginning of the year, but the production quickly ballooned into a multi-million dollar feature length film. Just kidding, it's going to be a 10-minute mockumentary, and we're sure you'll laugh your ass off.

Our second short concerns pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Not only is it the longest word in the English language, it's also describes the condition of inhalation of volcanic ash into the lungs. Lots of coughing up blood. The video features a special suprise from a disease expert that recently returned from Alaska to share his experience all over our shoes, if you get the drift.

If you can't wait any longer and need to laugh in the face of disaster, check out some of the video experiments we whipped up over the past few weeks. Music for End Times flagship band Dead Unicorn recently eschewed finishing their next release for a serious Quick Chek gambling problem. In lieu of finishing Quakestorm, we also posted a more informal Yellowstone Quakestorm response video that probes the startling reality of the imminent supervolcano eruption.

Stay tuned to the end times network for plenty of endtertainment!

Friday, September 5, 2008

Welcome to the end of the Internet

After years of searching, you've finally reached the the end of the Internet and now you're wondering what to do? Well, welcome to the For End Times Network, six websites that cover the end of the world from all angles.


Enjoy!